Shaun wants to…

You’re walking through Target on a dark and rainy day. “Was that thunder?” you ask yourself? Nope, just some Target employee knocking over the latest shipment of Little Debbie snack cakes waiting to be put on display at the check out lines. The lights flicker. People get in your way. You drop that bag of candy you were buying for trick or treaters, knowing very well there would be not trick or treaters so you’d be the one who ended up eating the whole thing. You bend down to pick up the bag and when you look up, THIS is staring you in the face. It’s the Wolfman and he’s on a can of Candy Corn soda.

As soon as I saw this stuff I knew I had to buy it and try it out. For only $2 for 4 cans it was quite a bargain, even if I did know deep down that I’d take about a nickels worth of a swig and dump the rest out. Now I don’t want to bash this soda too much because it’s certainly a very risky move on the part of the Jones franchise and I respect risky moves, but I can safely say that it tastes exactly how you think it would. This is especially true if you thought it might taste like pouring Listerine, orange juice and a pound of sugar into your mouth at the same time.