Shaun wants to…

So in the last 2 nights I’ve had dreams involving 3 different co-workers. I’m not one to dream often and remember them but these I did.

The first dream consisted of 2 of my managers sitting across from me at a table OfficeSpace style. Both of them were talking to me at the same time and I don’t remember if I could make out anything they were saying. They seemed a bit agitated with my performance over the last couple of months. It was surprising to me to say the last. They should have actually been agitated about my performance since I started here, but hey, it was probably better that they weren’t. Anyway after about 20 seconds I realized that I was dreaming and not actually at work. I proceeded to raise both middle fingers at them just to see what my brain would conjure up as the consequence. Well my brain didn’t really think this was an action that deserved a reaction and the 2 just kept going on with talking to me at the same time. I think the lesson here is I need to stand up for myself more at work.

The 2nd dream involved a lady at work in my kitchen. I think she too was going on about something and may have been wearing a wedding dress during this. Here she is, in a wedding dress, in the kitchen at work, babbling at me about something but as she was doing this she had 1 hand on her head and 1 on her hip in a “sexy pose” and she kept squatting down and popping back up while shaking her hips. I think the lesson here is to not eat pumpkin chocolate covered pretzels before going to bed.